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No time for foreplay…

In Uncategorized on 10/08/2006 at 1:16 am

I’ve always been suspicious of a man who can unhook a bra with lightning efficiency. It makes me wonder just how many ladies he’s graced with those speedy, little hands, or how many hours he has spent practicing on his sister’s brassiere strapped to a chair. Now I’ll have to entertain a new possible reason for his talent: competitor for the Guinness Book of World Records for greatest number of bras unhooked in 60 seconds.

A local radio station held their competition in Manhattan last Friday in hopes of breaking the record held by a German who unsnapped 56 bras in one minute. A representative from the Guinness Book was sent to officiate but a new crowned champion was not to be. The winner of the event was (to little surprise) a woman who only unhooked 37.